Mantra

My mantra in the office: : "Google it lar."

I mean seriously, it saves me time and saliva. I am a bummer whattodo. And in addition, it is the better way of getting information, rather than I misinform people.

I shall continue whatever I'm doing or risk sotong-fried.

Kickstart

Today will be the last of free weekdays. Come Monday, I am taking a new route life where wide varieties of unpredictable circumstances may put mind and body in chaos if the wrong choice is made. Purely practical. What I learn as student is to be strutted and paraded on the vital decisions that can change the course of the company, the rise and fall of it.
















The scene that I am going to look at every morning.

In the most simple translation of the cow dung I just presented, it means I'm going to embrace a working life liao. Gheez.

Can They Make It Five?

Come this Saturday, Liverpool is a demoralized and beaten bunch of misfits going to face the champions of England. Four defeats in a row ain't the best of situation to go into a crucial week against an arch rival.











Benitez: Should we sack him by now?

Somehow, when the club finished second last season, I got a bad uncomfortable feeling that they are not going to cut out this season. Its a psychological thing. Just look at the clubs fighting for promotion in the Championship and failed to do so. So many have suffered. Some even got relegated.

Ok, I digress.

I was at Anfield watching Liverpool vs. At. Madrid live. And I thought they played terrible. A team without drive and basically clueless. You may say its a friendly so what? But they bring such form into the actual season and suffered six defeats already. By the time they reach the Sunderland fixture, the team is totally utterly (honestly and hard to accept it) a pile of shite. Nevermind the beach ball scenario (which is comical according to Reina), they have a full 80 minutes to punch in a win. But nothing of such happened.















The oh-me-god-holly-cow scene.

And the overly cliched hype of Torres and Gerrard partnership. So, why is it a club vying for trophies is still a two-men team. Just look at the other elite teams, everybody can cover each other. Without Gerrard and Torres, as portrayed in the Sunderland and Lyon games, the first team looks like a Division One team. It makes me wonder that: (1)why rugby player Dirk Kuyt is still in team, (2) why Lucas is still paraded as a talent, (3) why Rafa spend 17mil for Johnson when they lacked a striker of Torres pedigree. They should have bought Darren Bent with that money. Two of him in fact, with that money. And by the way, Andriy who?

Such is the frustration of one Liverpool fan. Imagine the millions around the world. What is wrong and causes so many downsides everyone is wondering.

Which leads to a million dollar question somebody asked me....Are you going to watch the Man U match this week? My answer: Are you kiddin?!

Of Exploring and Gluttony

Sometimes you went to a foreign place and came back, realizing that what your hometown had been offering for all these years had been taken for granted. It may have been 2GB worth of pictures of a romanticized Paris or a magnificent Rome, but I find Penang still has its charms. Its own quiet way of charm.


























I had some tourist-like walks and food-hunting trips upon touching-down the island. Komtar brings back memories of me being dragged along by my parents while shopping. The first KFC that I ever been is still there. Although the current government tried to have revive the deadening shopping complex (just by setting up a few pitiful tents and a walkway), the historical and once glorious sections of the complex still stand in waiting for the promised refurbishment and makeover.

Certainly I have to speak something of the food. Oh yes the food. The I-had-been-dreadfully-missing-for-months food.


















Georgetown is of course the main focus point where mouthwatering food are available and spread among the streets and across the city. Ok, pretty much a cliche.

Its challenging and exciting because you have to treasure-hunt for it and get the directions right. Exhausting especially walking under the hot sun. But then....
















...this is worth the effort.

So its an all you can eat situation. Curry mee, hokkien mee, char hor fun, char koay teow, etc etc. Occasionally, even non-Penang food are also welcome...
















Sapu semua.

Then comes the chilling session. Seriously, its not because we have much to catch-up, even its old-time buddies. But we need more space for more food...
















...so just chill loh. Relax. Then go find some more...
















...then eat some more....













...then chill some more.

And it goes on routine for several cycles. That is until we announced enough is enough. Then its time to go back. And sleep.

I call this the true Penang spirit. And its the total opposite of living a healthy lifestyle.

Nonetheless, its the essential guide of routine to explore Penang.

Relief

I would be damned if my laptop decided to get cranky and died without any possible warning and all my data lost just like that.

Well, the first part did happen. Thank goodness the data lost part was not in its plan of destruction. Oh shit, touch wood.

After one week in the ICU, it finally came out fine. Data intact. Diagnosis: Mobo got fried. Deep fried.

The lesson learned: If you have an AMD processor, please use good air ventilation pad. That's all I'm going to say. Hack, it was even stated in my receipt. In bold capital Time News Roman letters. Totally appreciate that, although they spell ventilation as Vandilation.

The Soothing Effect

Piece of advice: If you feel pissed-off or angry or anything within that range of emotion, listen to LP.

Or at least this is my best remedy. The soothing effect is kinda guaranteed after an hour of Chester shouts. Sing along if you don't mind the neighbour shouts back at you. Freedom of expression what.

However, the catch is, only Hybrid Theory and Meteora helped. Other albums seem not to have the same impact as these two.

My two cents. Have better recommendation?

Exactly...

I came across this article, and I can utterly relate it to my recent experience in Europe.

First World? Mana Ada First World? Satu Dunia pun Kampung.

Well, although not absolutely true, it still provided a good humour. Moral of the story, not everything is nice and excellent abroad.

Still, I would rather be there than here.

New Dig

Not so long ago, I was introduced to one of the Gawker related website called Gizmodo. The weblog is so totally for geeks (not surprising since it was introduced by a hardcore gadget geek..XP) which introduces new technology and gadgets.

Although no where near geek status, I am pretty hooked to the website. Since then, I also follow Kotaku, which is more relevant to my part-time gamer status.

It took me helluva long time to realize that they are all part of Gawker and only last night I decided to check out Gawker through Wikipedia. And I just got to know that they have other weblogs (they are also introduced below and above every Gawker webpages, so just imagine how ignorant I can be).

Currently, I really dig Lifehacker.














The weblog provides life hacks and software tips, which is most relevant to our technology-dominated life. Tips ranging from owning interview sessions to DIY laptop coolers are the most welcome tips I can ever get to make me life intact. Not to mention the creativity these writers have, they just simply amaze me with the simplest of things.

So instead of pathetically and repeatingly pressing f5 on Facebook, get a hold of these weblogs to maximise your internet-serving time.

Sinking In

It still amazed me that I was in Paris Nord and London Underground two days before and the next day I am walking down the Jalan Genting Kelang to tabao chicken rice. The long and tedious train and plane rides in between seems to be unregistered in my brain. It happened way too fast.





















I am not missing the moments in UK and Europe, yet. This is because I am busy occupying myself with stuffing any Malaysian food that is available and combating heat. I am also surprised of the minimal effect of jet-lag that had affected me more when I was in UK.

Anyway, its good to be back, no matter how much I complained that I do not want to come back here.
















Hello Malaysia. Embracing you for now.

End Of The Summer

So it seems the 3-month odyssey has come to an end. A dream come true to be here, though short. I will dreadfully miss this place.






















Here's a song that almost perfectly describe the situation..



In a bit, Liverpool.

Happy Merdeka!

Truthfully, I didn't realise it was Merdeka Day today, until now obviously. Shows how patriotic I am to M'sia. Its Matthew Street Festival here in Liverpool. Huge event. So blame it on that.

Here's a video that I find it amusing.



I guess, no matter how sad the political demographic is, its still tanah tumpah darahku.

Happy Merdeka!

Of Cow Heads and 1Malaysia

Yeap....yet another epic drama of Malaysians. This time involving cow heads.

Protesters threaten bloodshed over Hindu temple
















Utterly outrageous extremist act.

And till now, there are no arrest. No.fucking.arrest.

Guess this is how Malaysia going to celebrate their 52nd year of independence.

Share Share

I don't know whether its proven that if you are depressed or felt stagnant or whatever stress words u can come out with, you share stuff with people. Well, not exactly your misery,anything goes. At least that works for me. So now, I share share abit of my recommended series.

First slot goes to...





















Plot? Undercover cops going, well, undercover. Lots of kick-ass, drugs, sex and alcohol. Hot babe (Nicki Aycox) and lots of cool-looking dudes. Even straights like me can't resist Dylan McDermott. I shall evaluate my sexuality after I said that. Nah, screw that. Me totally straight.

Anyway..... second slot goes to....
















They describe it as described as "part The X-Files, part Raiders of Lost Ark and part Moonlighting." Whatever it is, go figure. I said: Cool show, funny as hell, a must-watch.

Ok. Time to go back to reality. Thanks for listening.

White is the New Black

I decided its time to change skin. So here we go!

Like it? Don't like it?

Article of The Week

I totally like this article. Do read it.

Stories from Bolehland 4

My favourite passage:

There is no need to go to expensive spas, or pay for jamu and facials, forget the botox. To look younger, simply join MIC and instantly regain your Youth. This offer is limited so sign up now!

In summary, if you do not know who Karpal Singh (or Kit Siang) is, please apply for a job as reporter with RTM; if you give money to a political party please ask for official receipt; and finally, if you want to feel young again, please join MIC Youth.

Once again, the epic jokes of a country named Malaysia.

Ish...

What is shittier than a sitch where u got interested in something, try to pursue it, dream of it, being gleeful and then find out its beyond reach as its already unavailable?

Ok, there are shittier things than this...but this is going to be the shittiest feeling to have now.

Hokkien says it best...Kanasai.

Now Back To Malaysia Where....OhMyGod, What The Hell Just Happen?

Here I am trying to peacefully enjoy the stay in England, but tuning back to tanah tumpah darahku, I just can't stop shaking my head.

What happen you say?

Hell happened.





















From the death of a political aide to royalty payments to ISAs, things keep coming up. Turbulent and demented things.

John Connor said it best: The devil's hands had been busy...

I had this tiny feeling of impetus to stay in England and never go back.

Do you?

Malaysian Football Improved

Here is the joke article of the century....

Mr Shabery "totallaughingstock" Chick here says that Malaysian football is on the rise.

How he came to that conclusion? Malaysian National Team lost 2 matches to ManU, with aggregate of 5-2.
















“Malaysian football has become well-known globally, thanks to coverage by international newspapers and Youtube. I see new hope for the national football team,"chirped Chick.

I vomited in my mouth before LMAO ROFL for 60 minutes after reading this post.

Joining The Football Academy

I'm riding the transfer window hoopla here. I noticed a trend among the Premier League clubs' academy. Basically, if you want to have a football career, here is how you want to choose which academy to go to....based on the current trend.

Manchester United
Probably have one of the best academies. Remember Fergie's Fledglings?
Criteria: Must be able to perform bit-part roles for almost your entire career in the first team (think John O'Shea); if want to transfer to other clubs, make sure you rake in a lot of transfer fee; loaned out to not-so-bad clubs often.

Liverpool
Seems to be good. But....
Criteria: Foreign, preferably Spanish; plays pre-seasons, gets alot of promises to play for the first-team, and then get loaned out to other clubs before you know it; collect lots of jerseys, by having yourself loaned out so many times to different clubs; pedigree to win the FA Youth Cup; got sold out, after being told that you are talented enough to get into the first team...other club's first team that is.

Arsenal
Another top class academy
Criteria: Most possible to break into the first team, and play two or three EPL matches; League cup appearances guaranteed; try not to be too English or if better, try being French; commands a good transfer fee; almost possible to be key player in other clubs if transferred.

Chelsea
Rich club, not so famous academy
Criteria: Loyal, always kiss the badge after scoring or labelled Mr Chelsea; very talented and able to tolerate just 5 minutes of fame on the pitch.

Manchester City
Absolutely rich club with almost good academy
Criteria: Don't ever hope of getting into the first team nowadays, especially if you are playing as a striker; large sum packages if talented enough; get loaned out more than one time to the same club, because the other club can't pay your permanent transfer fee.

Tottenham, West Ham United, Everton
Good clubs with famous academies
Criteria: Totally English; very possible to break into first team at a young age; able to tolerate unpredictable table standings for the first team.

Know what club to join now? Yeah, thought so, Barcelona is the best...XD

Random

This morning I just realized that for 20 plus years, I don't really have my own personal toilet. From my home, TARC Hostel (worst of the bunch) to Genting Kelang, I shared toilets with others.

This is my first time I had my own toilet.

















So much so, that sometimes I still walk to the common room to find the toilet.