Sunday, March 19, 2006

On Lecturers and Classes

This time around....I have 3 subjects, English for Social Science, Malaysian Culture and Counselling Methods.
3rd week, and lets see what I expected and what i get...

First, English for Social Science...well, lets just ask everybody, language classes...fun?
As usual, it ain't. So, for the next 4 weeks, its just lecture, tutorial, lecture, tutorial..zzzzz

Second, Counselling Methods and Techniques 1:
For our seniors, its a particular Ms Eva who is recognized as a very good lecturer teaching them. But now, we got the same old man teaching us theories of counselling last sem....which kinda f*ck up...an old, unorganize, emo guy for a pretty, graceful, sweet lady for a lecturer? Thats not the best deal u'll ever get around here....so, here goes another messed up subject which i have to endure for the next few weeks....

I save the best for the last...Malaysian Culture.
Best defined here is not that I get a good lecturer and stuff..its just that I found it interesting in a way...
Basically, its a subject which combined around 5 to 6 courses....which is a massive class with tons and tons of girls around...ahem..
Anyway, for the first week, in came a lecturer with a Zidane hair style...





















Just in case you don't know who Zinedine Zidane is. Notice the bald spot on his top.

In fact, lecturer has much lesser hair than him. But, thats not the interesting part. Its the way he talks which will make you stroll on the floor.Here's a part on how he lecture:

" So, today hoh, we will hoh, cover what the Chinese Culture hoh. We chinese in Maraysia hoh, not call National Chinese, but called Ethnic Chinese. BEcause we are difflent in ethnics. We also worsip difflent cock(God). So hoh, ur cock is difflent from my cock hoh. We also has difflent bird(blood) rerationsips from each other hoh......."

eventually, I told my roomie, and we came up with this theory on why vampires cease to exist:
Vampires suck bird but is scared of cock. * Laughs hysterically.*

Okok...its not a good thing that we are laughing at people, esp. when you are studying counselling. *smirk*.

But then again...... its human nature.

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