Exam: The express way to hell.

Used to heard people say that life's easy after secondary school, coz its not so exam-oriented or something. Whatever(pronounced in bimbo accent). Its just freaking not true. Malaysia is still Malaysia, which means the whole education system is frggin' fuckup. In college and even universities, it is STILL exam-oriented. Everything is basically judged by one cheap, thin, and clean enuf to wipe ur ass piece of paper which pratically determines ur future. So, when it comes to exam periods, u know that u have to go thru the fiery bright gates of hell to get the results u wanted, or should we say "expected".

Try as hard as u can, but the bloody boring bulk of information just won't budge into ur memory. Frustrating huh? The matter of fact is even it goes through the bricks of ur brain, it stays there for like lets say 3.45 miliseconds and it flows away with the brain liquid to somewhere else in ur body, say ur ass. So, after turning 20 pages of ur book, u realized that u have forgotten the facts on page 1.

Now THATS frustrating.

Began to wonder why our brain works the fucked-up way. Amazingly, we can stored up to 10 of thousands of football players profile, every single strategies and tactics and cheat codes of any game, a 5 meter long list of clothes and brands available in shopping complexes and yet, when comes to exam, it just fails u.

Now THAT is also...u spell it. Yawn.

And despite the usual advice to chill and get enuf rest to maximize ur performance. It is not even close to follow the rigid rules of preparing for exams here. I mean, who cares. It won't work, especially for last-minute people. People like me. And even if u are not a last-minute person, you will probably follow suit as its the trend for exam period. Speaking of being left out and kiasu.

The theory is Exam= "healthy" lifestyle. Consider this. The paced schedule of midnight express train running everynight. The friggin huge ammount of caffeine consumed. The ammount of juice that u squeezed out of ur brain. The freaking ton-weighting pressure endured. And the encyclopedia of curses that is being blurted out when frustration creeps in. I will be damned if u expect a long life expectancy.

*gasp**breathes out*

And now time to shorten life expectancy.