I Smoke

Do you believe it? My lecturer said she actually saw me puffing away happily in a mamak store, cigar on my hand, chatting away ah-beng-style.

Now, what I really want to say is:

"WHAT THE FUCK? I SMOKE? THE BLOODY FAT BITCH MUST BE FUCKED BLIND!"

Now, friends who knows who Sin Eu is knows that I don't smoke. Hell, I don't even literally touch cigarettes before. And this particular bitch just show her cocky and a-matter-of-fact face on me and say: "Wah! Yesterday I saw you at the mamak store smoking ah! Cigarettes in hand hoh! So syok hoh!"

In my mind, the word Caucibai is already forming in my head.

It caught me unguarded and I almost blurt out "What the fuck?" I changed from "fuck" to "hell" just in time. And now she was lecturing me about don't be so rude la.....no need that reaction la.....you just say something rude you know?

Now, I really really regretted I din say What the Fuck.

I mean, its RUDE to suddenly smack a bloody untrue "fact" on people. She didn't even care to inquire first and just fucking slap a "You are a smoker." label on me.

Note that I don't have anything against smokers, apart from the unhealthy puffs. The point is I don't take accusations for something I am not involved in. Imagine a person came knocking on your door one early morning , punch you in the face and accuse you of fucking his wife when you are fucking yours.

How do you really feel huh?

And that bitch call herself a bloody professional counsellor/psychologist.