The bed is where couples make out and a place where every single part of the body is touched sensitively and where cheesy romantic I-Love-Yous are expressed to each other.
The swimming pool is where people go for a swim. Full stop.
But some just don't know which setting they are suppose to be when it comes to the make-out part.
I don't oppose public affections and I am definitely not jealous.
But if somebody is doing it right in front of your lane and obstructing and diverting your attention at the same time and don't even care to notice, it will be a different story right?
So what did I do?
I pulled off my goggles, showed them my pissed off face, showed them my middle finger X2 and tell them to "fuck off and get a room!"
I am sorry. Wrong transmission from my brain to the hand.
In fact, actually I DO want to do that, its just the, erhem, very very polite and angelic me is telling me to smile and say "Excuse me. Thanks. Have a nice day. And oh I recommended safe sex. And go girl, get laid. Way to go dude. Pfftt."
Somehow, judging by the way they are smothering each other, I felt that they are going to pollute the pool anytime soon.
Of course, the obvious action, or rather reaction, is to get off the pool immediately.
And yes, they definitely need a room. Another day ruined. Thanks, you pathetic and desperate bastards.
2 comments:
LOL. go ask them whether u can join or not la
COUGH. havent heard of a theesome that involves 2 guys. or mayb it's just me bein too innocent and all..
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