So before the explanation, here is the pic that starts all of it:
Haha. There you go. If you are not from the football fanatic kingdom, then it doesn't really make sense to you. But just in case you are interested, here is the explanation.
In fact, "Why Always Me" was trending on Twitter (#whyalwaysme) after he show it after he scored in the 22nd minute in the Manchester Derby, the one that you can think of quotes like "Six and the City" or "ManU fans please call 016-16161616 for help".
So who that, you ask? This guy who pulled this shit off is none other than, quote Kckrs, the stupid hat-wearing, iPad-toting, prison-visiting, lazy backheel-attempting, parking ticket-accumulating, inadvertant mafia-associating Manchester City striker, Mario Balotelli.
Prior to the big kick-off, Mario and group of friends was shooting fireworks off his bathroom when, according to Mario, one of his friend (not him), set the house on fire. Hence, "why always me"? If you are shaking your head because he did that, you don't know much about him. Because for everything you heard about Mario Balotelli off the pitch, people's reaction will be: Ahh, it is just Mario. For a brief list of his mischief, you can check wikipedia.
They say that every genius is flawed in some way. Mario is one of these flawed brilliant footballer. And he is only 21 years old. He was hated and loved, for being a dickhead and a genius at the same time.
And just in case, you think that is nothing to shout about that shirt, it was already printed and on sale at Umbro (ManC sponsor), among others:
Super Mario should claim some rights to that now (not that he needed the money though).. Meanwhile, we will stay tune for more entertainment from the fire-crackhead cum genius footballer.
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