When It Comes To This....

Tonight, we are going to hatch a plan. A plan so devastating that it concerns national security and was classified so confidential that we had to confine our discussion at a secret base and go through various rendezvous points before the final execution can be proceeded.

Tonight, we are planning to.......kick an ass, in fact two asses out of our house.

The crimes that they commit is obscenely unacceptable. In fact, they don't qualify to stand trail as a human.

The moment they step into the house, the foul aura was already circulating the house, suffocating the occupants. Being friendly, I gave a smile. I remember I smiled for 3 secs. The bloke gave me a blank lansi look and look away. Holly fuck, how rude.

The worse is to come. Here are the list of uncivilized acts they had committed since their arrival..

For 3 months staying here, the bloke did not bother to buy a freaking cheap slipper and used ours without giving notice. We then put our slippers into the shoe cupboard after that, but still he can't bother to ask before taking them.

Freaking used our shampoo, soap and even the freaking listerine, without permission.

Can't afford milo and milk, so they used others, including ah poh's. Again, without permission.

Did not lock the door when using the toilet. The girlfriend just obscenely went in and out of the toilet, while the bloke is inside bathing.

Did not bother to wash their shoes and socks. Stunk the entrance and suffocated others.

Uses the washing machine at 4am.

Cook stuff and left it oily.

Left the lights and fan on while going out for the whole day.

Uses the internet and don't pay for it. Used others computer without freaking permission.

Stares at you while you are having a private conversation on the phone at the balcony.

Smoke in the hall where our home policy is a non-smoking zone.

Just in case you asked why we did not confront him, we did. Nothing had changed. Such imbecile uncivilized being should have no place in this society or fucking had a right.

And next time if you had somebody asking for a place to stay, look out for a couple where the bastard says he is a hairstylist trainee, wears a stinking white shoe and purple socks and bring along a bitch that looks like a total whore. Sorry, tarak pics.