Thursday, October 30, 2008

Hellish

It was sizzling hot. No, not hot chicks. It is the freaking weather.

It starts with a period of rainy days. Just as we get comfy with the weather, it ended abruptly and comes the desert-like rule.

I can feel it. Sure u guys did. I can feel I breathed hot air out. Flick a lighter within a radius of 5 cm near my mouth/nose, and I'll be ashes in 3 seconds.

And so far the causality list I know of is 2 headaches, 2 soar throats and one constipation. I felt the tingling burn in the throat as I speak (write).

Take care people. Drench yourself with H20 frequently.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

When It Comes To This....

Tonight, we are going to hatch a plan. A plan so devastating that it concerns national security and was classified so confidential that we had to confine our discussion at a secret base and go through various rendezvous points before the final execution can be proceeded.

Tonight, we are planning to.......kick an ass, in fact two asses out of our house.

The crimes that they commit is obscenely unacceptable. In fact, they don't qualify to stand trail as a human.

The moment they step into the house, the foul aura was already circulating the house, suffocating the occupants. Being friendly, I gave a smile. I remember I smiled for 3 secs. The bloke gave me a blank lansi look and look away. Holly fuck, how rude.

The worse is to come. Here are the list of uncivilized acts they had committed since their arrival..

For 3 months staying here, the bloke did not bother to buy a freaking cheap slipper and used ours without giving notice. We then put our slippers into the shoe cupboard after that, but still he can't bother to ask before taking them.

Freaking used our shampoo, soap and even the freaking listerine, without permission.

Can't afford milo and milk, so they used others, including ah poh's. Again, without permission.

Did not lock the door when using the toilet. The girlfriend just obscenely went in and out of the toilet, while the bloke is inside bathing.

Did not bother to wash their shoes and socks. Stunk the entrance and suffocated others.

Uses the washing machine at 4am.

Cook stuff and left it oily.

Left the lights and fan on while going out for the whole day.

Uses the internet and don't pay for it. Used others computer without freaking permission.

Stares at you while you are having a private conversation on the phone at the balcony.

Smoke in the hall where our home policy is a non-smoking zone.

Just in case you asked why we did not confront him, we did. Nothing had changed. Such imbecile uncivilized being should have no place in this society or fucking had a right.

And next time if you had somebody asking for a place to stay, look out for a couple where the bastard says he is a hairstylist trainee, wears a stinking white shoe and purple socks and bring along a bitch that looks like a total whore. Sorry, tarak pics.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Demolishing the Bridge

The signs are telling they say. It is good to remain optimistic, but we are just 9th game into a gruesome 38-game league. The question is asked again, Is this the season? Perhaps the Chelsea match strengthens the belief.

It is Stamford Bridge, the fortress of the Blues and they come into the game with a 4 year 86 game unbeaten home record. Both are joined leaders at the top and unbeaten before the match. Tough as it is the odds stack against 'Pool, at least they come with belief.

And thus it commenced, a 10th minute lead is all what is needed to acquire the bragging rights as a strong Premier League contender. Xabi Alonso was the hero. Quiet during the Euro 2008 and a transfer target to Juve, he had never cease to prove himself worthy in the Reds lineup.














The early euphoria.

Chelsea had most of the possession, chances and capable players to turn the tide. but 'Pool held on after the lucky deflected shot. Every attempt was thwarted, every shot blocked, mistakes were close to none. It was a nail-biting match, I had to keep talking crap with ZW to reduce adrenaline flow. The final whistle was music to the ears. Liverpool had once again proved superior.















A job well done.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Sushi: Dim Sum Style

Sushi King had these promo on April and October where all Sushi are 2 bucks per plate. So being a food fanatic, it would be a sin to miss that.

We arrived a tad earlier than lunch time just in time to grab a table, before the swarm of cheapskates (^^") rob our place.

Now we know that the normal etiquette of eating sushi would be sit, choose one plate, bite a small section, nibble, taste and chew for a long time before going for another bite and so on.

This is so not how we proceed.

Just we had guaranteed our place, we aimed for the sushi plates going through and picked like plucking rambutans from the tree. We took like 20 over plates and chomp munch gulp gobble like there is no tomorrow.
















Dim Sum execution style set.

So, in just half an hour, we had already massacred 56 plates of dimsum, i mean, sushi. There are 5 of us.
















I.....gulp....want mooorrre.
















Yes we are full and camwhoring. And hey... don't touch my sushi while I pose for my pic.

Should have take a pic of the aftermath, but we were so full that we needed the toilet immediately.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Dumb And Dumberer

Syed Hamid Albar is sure a real dumbass. If want to avoid responsibility, at least give a rational excuse lar. Remember arresting journalist under ISA for her "security and personal safety"?

Now, he came up with this absolute rubbish.

Walau wei. Like that also can. Really speechless. Introducing the peabrain Home Minister.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Random on Penang

Penang is a beautiful place. It has great heritage. That's why it is recently name as a Heritage City by UNESCO. Just some random pics here.
















Georgetown traditional houses. Yeap, you can find these in the state capital.




















Gama, still there. It has been there since...er....when I was born?




















Penang Road from a small street.





















The narrow pedestrian walking.





















The market at Chowrasta Road (cool name huh?). Aka the Indian Market.





















Battered war-torn walls....or is it an art of vandalism? Not sure.
















Bikers of Penang. >XD





















A Buddhist/Taoist temple.
















Nighttime.

Some pics of my pekan.





























































They should do a Visit Penang year someday.

Friday, October 10, 2008

And My Life Just Doubled

I really had a very convenient timetable. Two days for two subjects nia. Some more its consecutive. So hoh....I decided to earn extra. So I am now working my mouth off. Its not actually fun, but the offer seems interesting. So what the hell lar. I can buy more stuff for myself maa and the best part is I can lighten me parents burden. You heard the news right? Asian market is struggling lar.

Good. That will be some motivation. And the money too.

Monday, October 06, 2008

We Are Comeback Kings...

Optimism had been a prominent trait in most Liverpool fans. To see the team suffer minor hiccups and then watching a dramatic comeback has been a norm of Liverpool Football Club these days. Remember Istanbul?

And yet again, they showed why they are the comeback kings of recent years, seemingly to disregard any scoreline. 1-0, 2-0 or even 3-0 down at half time, they almost always comeback. Almost always. Justified by the Manchester City match.




























The influential kid.

Admittedly, it was an awful first half for the Reds. And with confidence sky-high in Manchester City, especially with free-flow of Arabian riches and certain sulky Brazilian kid, there is always a vague and almost unrealistic hope that they can turn around. "A draw would be very good d," said a fan beside me. Oh well, optimism.

By 55 minutes, there is a glimmer of hope. Torres lessen the deficit. And then his second goal propelled more optimism. "Maybe they can win leh..," claimed the same fan. And then it did. A late, late goal settles it. The comeback is complete.















The expression(s) says it all.


And optimism ruled the day. Maybe we can end the 19-year wait as English champions. Maybe this is the season.

Friday, October 03, 2008

Semester Blues Again....

Holiday came and went...again. Not enough....again. Too little time...again.

Now the ultimate semester starts. And the one with a big luggage. The one that tagged "Do-or-Die."

Welcome back Tarcians and fellow FYP-ians and Thesisians. We will go through the hellish passage sama-sama la. To arms, people.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Overloading

This is so gonna pack up my holidays (and also the next semester). Yes the friggin series that just came in with their season premiers and beyond.

















The adrenaline-secreting people are back with more powers.





























So are the bonny people.

And NCIS. And House. And so many more.
Damn. Getting out of control is simply possible.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Introducing Technology

Finally, my parents are eager to learn to be amateur geeks computer literate, this time. For the sake of wanting and eager to keep in touch with sis in S'pore. Its helluva chi-kek to teach geek noobies how to use a computer.

Dad is still ok, considering he just retired few years ago. Mom lost touch with technology ever since I was born (her philosophy for the use of handphone is: as long as I can hear ur voice and shut it up, can d. She doesn't even bother to learn to SMS.)

So, as I was preaching away the techies, question marks sure do rain like cats and dogs on them. Lots of stuff, k? MSN, browsers, e-mails, video conferencing, blogs...er...facebook.

On MSN:

Me: This is like SMS, only you use the keyboard.
Mom: Pfft. (she din say that, just that her face tells me this: Im not even interested in SMS, and now u teaching me MSN?)
Me: All you need is an account.
Mom: So, you need to bank in before u can chat?
Me: Free one lar.....

On Emails:
Me: This is where you send documents to sis....using the attach button here.
Mom: Need account?
Me: Yes, no need pay definitely.
Mom: So, isit like Post Laju?
Me: Er.....faster than that.

On video conferencing and likes:
Mom: I heard that you can talk face-to-face to ur sis on computer screen.
Me: Wah...you know that?
Mom: =__='''
Me: Okok, just have to teach you how right?

On blogs:
Me: I got a blog too, just in case you dono. Free time go read lar.
Dad: I think you better write in diaries.
Me: Why?
Dad: I'm not sure I am going to like it if you need to sleep beside RPK. And your face on TV.
Me: Zha tou.


They definitely need to learn hard, and they are. So, the crash course will go on for the next few weeks before me going back to KL.

Happy learning, mom and dad. XD (this is an emoticon, next chapter teach).

Monday, September 15, 2008

The Win

It is THE win alright. In an era where the Devils are the top club for so many glorious years, it is a rare occasion to see them go down to their fiercest rival these days.

Prior statistics had indicated that under boss Benitez, Liverpool had not snatch a win from ManU.
Adding to the fact, the two most important player Liverpool had were not playing, and it is really hard to imagine where can the Reds go in the match.




















"So....you think they can do it without us?"

The third minute goal by Tevez justified my, and most Liverpool fans', fear.

And just as I wanted to finish my teh tarik and decided to leave at half time, Liverpool show that they are no pushovers.

With a stroke of luck, Reds were level courtesy of Brown's own goal. A hard-to-believe luck really.



















Oh.my.gosh.

Then the miracle happened. Liverpool served themselves with chunks of possession and chances and threaten ManU like it was a Conference team (quoted from Fergie). And the hope was there once again, that we can get something out.

It paid off when super-sub Babel struck.















The joy that is seldom seen now in this shirt against a tradition fierce rival.


And to see a side that dominates the match against the English champions is a rare sight nowadays.

The win had somehow elevated my mood that night, and it was beneficial because I need to study for my exams. XD. Some people might not get the point. But really, the passion we footie fans have is illogical to explain at times.

Chronology of a College Semester

This is so us (at least the normal ones):

New school semester:













At the first week:















At the second week:














Before the mid-term test:














During the mid-term test:













After the mid-term test:













Before the final exam:














Once know the final exam schedule:













7 days before final exam:










6 days before final exam:













5 days before final exam:













4 days before final exam:








3 days before final exam:










2 days before final exam:











1 day before final exam:










A night before final exam:











1 hour before final exam:













During the final exam:













Once walk out from the exam hall:













After the final exam, during the holiday:













Hehee..taking a break....wuliaoness..XD

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Desperate Measures

As 916 looms, the government has come up with desperate senseless measures.

Ok, personally RPK detained under ISA is expected.
But Teresa Kok and most significantly, Tan Hoon Cheng's detention was uncalled for. News.

It is an absolute shock. A cowardly brainless act. A reporter being detained under the ISA for reporting about an act of a deviant racist while the bastard with the racist remarks goes free?!
What the fuck?

So now they are threatening us people with the draconian law. They can't take criticism and decided to pull out the WMD to crucify everybody that was critical of their acts and more absurdly, for uncovering the truth. Show cause letters and ISA to keep us silence and to mitigate their own pain. A desperate imbecile act.

I personally doubt 916 is happening. But under such recalcitrant violation of human rights and freedom, I certainly hope that the time is ripe for that day to emerge as reality.

And pray hard for the detainees. Their sacrifice is not to be undermined by such ruthless laws.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

As The Drama Unfolds....

It is so going to be the chaotic blockbuster of the century.

The Ahmad Ismail show. His retarded comments all over the news everyday is worth a place in the death row, not just the sedition act.

The imbecile acts has becoming more profound everyday, starting from here, here, here, here to the most recent (as of this post) here and here. Tell me, which of these comments are not of a bigot or chauvinist or ______(whatever degrading terms you can think of).

Ministers are trying to help him, component party leaders try to assure for him. Instead, he bit them back. Hard and insanely humiliating.

And recently in a press conference, his supporters has the guts to this. Now, everyone (except his dim-witted associates) wants to severe ties with him.

P/S: Go any other website to search and have a good look of his primitive impeded face. I felt utterly disgusted to even think of copy and paste his photo in my blog.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Just Happen To Be There

It was morning. And I needed my dose of Neslo mix. And it happened I had to study about encopresis. What a compatible combo. I never see it coming and while reading through I was still holding me cup of Neslo. *stares at cup.* Urgh.

Just in case you don't know what is encopresis. Click here.

Good luck in exams people.

Monday, September 01, 2008

Prison Break S4

Tomorrow, they are breaking out again.

















The crew. Yes, that is the thought-to-be-dead Sarah Tancredi.

This time around, they say they want to bring the Company down once and for all. Once and for all. I think they should honestly. If they drag to another season, the show would not be valid anymore.

Btw, glad Sarah is back.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Tanah Tumpahnya Darahku

Its been like 5 years since I last sang Negaraku.
All these years, the phrase that I found myself feeling exceptionally patriotic when singing is..."tanah tumpahnya darahku."

And oh...
Happy Merdeka Malaysia!

Friday, August 29, 2008

To MCMC

Eh..please lar...like it is going to work...

Crackdown? How? Like we do not know how to create a new website isit? You guys block us thousand time, we maa create another thousand time nia loh. Oh wait, we are not suppose to discuss this in the first place....coz u guys are the one who promises us the freedom and the rights at the first place maa. Multimedia Corridor ar, you say?

Seriously, salute you guys working there. Respect to the max. *Kowtow 3 times.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Anwar On

Won by majority of 15671, Anwar is going into parliament again. After a decade of absence. The House is going be more dramatic than ever, as one of my friend quoted: It is going to be a big boys soap opera there.

Seriously, BN is just tickling Anwar in the arse (pun intended) with all those accusations and degrading tactics. As usual.

Meanwhile, Home Minister Syed Hamid Albar called PP by-election "the most violent election in Malaysian History". And thus far, there is only one man arrested for the mentioned violence. Scarily violent eh, Albar?


















A new dawn? The smile says it all.